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Bachelor In Paradise Megathread

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  • last reply by Aether Sept. 28, 2020
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    LordFarquaad
    Swampette 225 posts
    Sept. 6, 2019, 4:56 p.m. Sept. 6, 2019, 4:56 p.m.
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    Unverified tea: My coworker's mom knows someone who works in ABC's legal department. Apparently Dylan's manager is his mother, and she's super overbearing. She also "directs" him in terms of the actions he takes on the show and what his screen persona is. Dylan on-camera is super different from Dylan irl, he's actually "extremely boring".

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    Aether
    Swamp Thot Leader 1006 posts
    Sept. 6, 2019, 6:41 p.m. Sept. 6, 2019, 6:41 p.m.
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    @LordFarquaad has written:

    Unverified tea: My coworker's mom knows someone who works in ABC's legal department. Apparently Dylan's manager is his mother, and she's super overbearing. She also "directs" him in terms of the actions he takes on the show and what his screen persona is. Dylan on-camera is super different from Dylan irl, he's actually "extremely boring".

    This is the most "my play-date's uncle is Nintendo" post I've seen IRL but I so believe it. He really didn't seem like there was a lot to him on screen anyway...

    This all just makes me lament for MIKE
    hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/screen-shot-2019-07-19-at-9-26-19-am-1563542798.png

    When you still can't find your 3rd queen

    EDIT: Totally thought Dylan was Peter #whoops

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    Thread title has been changed from Bachelor In Paradise.

    • By Aether on Sept. 6, 2019, 7:06 p.m..
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    LordFarquaad
    Swampette 225 posts
    Sept. 9, 2019, 12:09 a.m. Sept. 9, 2019, 12:09 a.m.
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    @Aether has written:
    @LordFarquaad has written:

    Unverified tea: My coworker's mom knows someone who works in ABC's legal department. Apparently Dylan's manager is his mother, and she's super overbearing. She also "directs" him in terms of the actions he takes on the show and what his screen persona is. Dylan on-camera is super different from Dylan irl, he's actually "extremely boring".

    This is the most "my play-date's uncle is Nintendo" post I've seen IRL but I so believe it. He really didn't seem like there was a lot to him on screen anyway...

    This all just makes me lament for MIKE
    hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/screen-shot-2019-07-19-at-9-26-19-am-1563542798.png

    When you still can't find your 3rd queen

    EDIT: Totally thought Dylan was Peter #whoops

    The fact that you got Dylan and Peter mixed up just further proves that all these vanilla boys have the exact same personalities. Things could have been so much better. I lament for Mike ALWAYS

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    Aether
    Swamp Thot Leader 1006 posts
    Sept. 9, 2019, 10:26 p.m. Sept. 9, 2019, 10:26 p.m.
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    twitter.com/ShesAllBach/status/1171189259354673152?s=09
    Mar 👏 ble 👏 mouth 👏

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    aaron
    Chief Content Crafter 8 posts
    Sept. 10, 2019, 7:36 p.m. Sept. 10, 2019, 7:36 p.m.
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    media2.giphy.com/media/TggC1y3z4RFtFAJ38n/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611e627207fbfc18ff5137483d4097d6fbb21af53ff&rid=giphy.gif

    [like ramen, or spaghetti]

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    aaron
    Chief Content Crafter 8 posts
    Sept. 11, 2019, 8 p.m. Sept. 11, 2019, 8 p.m.
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    Hold on, Connor! I'm coming!!

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    Loopcanal
    Swampette 113 posts
    Sept. 11, 2019, 8:05 p.m. Sept. 11, 2019, 8:05 p.m.
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    The inability of these guys to have actual thoughtful and intelligent comments is ASTOUNDING

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    Aether
    Swamp Thot Leader 1006 posts
    Sept. 11, 2019, 8:08 p.m. Sept. 11, 2019, 8:08 p.m.
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    @Loopcanal has written:

    The inability of these guys to have actual thoughtful and intelligent comments is ASTOUNDING

    Is this a comment about the show or a comment about us
    img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-06/3/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane03/sub-buzz-7125-1464974872-3.jpg?downsize=700%3A%2A&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto&downsize=360:*

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    Loopcanal
    Swampette 113 posts
    Sept. 11, 2019, 8:12 p.m. Sept. 11, 2019, 8:12 p.m.
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    JPJ and Tanysha are like the skater couple in high school who DEFINITELY just smoked weed under the bleachers, sneak their moms hard liquor into their water bottles, and make out in the main lobby then take fat rips off a juul while walking off campus after school. Their life is like a The 1975 video but happy.

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    LordFarquaad
    Swampette 225 posts
    Sept. 11, 2019, 10:45 p.m. Sept. 11, 2019, 10:45 p.m.
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    @Loopcanal has written:

    JPJ and Tanysha are like the skater couple in high school who DEFINITELY just smoked weed under the bleachers, sneak their moms hard liquor into their water bottles, and make out in the main lobby then take fat rips off a juul while walking off campus after school. Their life is like a The 1975 video but happy.

    holy HELL
    called out

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    LordFarquaad
    Swampette 225 posts
    Sept. 11, 2019, 10:45 p.m. Sept. 11, 2019, 10:45 p.m.
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    I have an announcement:

    Clay
    ain't
    SHIT

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    Aether
    Swamp Thot Leader 1006 posts
    Sept. 12, 2019, 9:18 a.m. Sept. 12, 2019, 9:18 a.m.
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    @LordFarquaad has written:

    I have an announcement:

    Clay
    ain't
    SHIT

    So over Clay. Clay is CANCELLED

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    Aether
    Swamp Thot Leader 1006 posts
    Sept. 18, 2019, 8:54 p.m. Sept. 18, 2019, 8:54 p.m.
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    IMG_20190918_195228.jpg
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    Lovely setup for the finale!

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    JPG, 3.7 MB, uploaded by Aether on Sept. 18, 2019.

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    JPG, 3.7 MB, uploaded by Aether on Sept. 18, 2019.

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    LordFarquaad
    Swampette 225 posts
    Sept. 19, 2019, 12:53 a.m. Sept. 19, 2019, 12:53 a.m.
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    @Aether has written:

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    Lovely setup for the finale!

    Do not insult my cheese board, Derek.

    An absolutely beautiful spread. And it tasted even better than it looks!!

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    Aether
    Swamp Thot Leader 1006 posts
    Sept. 20, 2019, 9:47 a.m. Sept. 20, 2019, 9:47 a.m.
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    Greek with the HOT references
    (can't upload the file because of size limits)
    photos.app.goo.gl/cSBSFs463XvhsR5r5

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    DangerOrange
    Swampette 188 posts
    Sept. 20, 2019, 11:43 a.m. Sept. 20, 2019, 11:43 a.m.
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    lolwut5.jpg

    Someone had to say it.

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    JPG, 142.6 KB, uploaded by DangerOrange on Sept. 20, 2019.

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    Aether
    Swamp Thot Leader 1006 posts
    Sept. 20, 2019, noon Sept. 20, 2019, noon
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    @DangerOrange has written:

    Someone had to say it.

    Oh my god I'm dead haha. FWIW these posts may die down as the finale was this week. But the drama is never-ending so 🤷‍♀️

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    LordFarquaad
    Swampette 225 posts
    Sept. 20, 2019, 12:03 p.m. Sept. 20, 2019, 12:03 p.m.
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    @DangerOrange has written:

    lolwut5.jpg

    Someone had to say it.

    HAHAHAHA holy shit

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