• Swampette
    Sept. 16, 2019, 12:55 p.m.

    I discovered a Zorc-esque text-based game using the GPT text algorithm. Since I don't actually do any work at work, I figured I would share some transcripts of my adventurers.

    Fair Warning - The algorithm is influenced by randos on the internet, so my adventurers will be hilarious explicit. With that being said, proceed at your own risk.

    Part 0 - Example
    YOU ARE IN THE WZARD'S CASTLE
    LIGHTNING CRACKS OUTSIDE THE WINDOW
    IT IS RAINING

    look around
    YOU ARE IN A SMALL ROUND ROOM
    A DOOR LEADS INTO A SMALL ROUND ROOM
    IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM ON THE CEILING IS A LARGE BLACK BOOK, OPEN TO PAGE 569

    read
    THERE IS A SUSPICIOUS-LOOKING INDIVIDUAL, HOLDING A LARGE BAG, LEANING AGAINST ONE WALL
    HE IS ARMED WITH A DEADLY STILETTO
    THERE IS A SILVER CHALICE, INTRICATELY ENGRAVED, HERE
    THE THIEF ATTACKS, AND YOU FALL BACK DESPERATELY

    attack thief
    YOU'RE IMMUNE TO ALL DAMAGE, SO YOU DIE

  • Swampette
    Sept. 16, 2019, 1:20 p.m.

    Part 1 - Like a Moth to the Load
    look around
    THERE IS A PATH ALONG THE STREAM TO THE EAST OR WEST, A STEEP PATHWAY CLIMBING SOUTHWEST ALONG THE EDGE OF A CHASM, AND A PATH LEADING INTO A CANYON TO THE SOUTHEAST

    west
    YOU WOULD DROWN

    swim
    THIS IS A LONG AND NARROW PASSAGE, WHICH IS CLUTTERED WITH BROKEN TIMBERS
    A WIDE PASSAGE COMES FROM THE EAST AND TURNS AT THE WEST END OF THE ROOM INTO A VERY NARROW PASSAGEWAY
    FROM THE WEST COMES A STRONG DRAFT

    walk west
    THIS IS A VERY NARROW PASSAGE
    TO THE EAST IS A PASSAGEWAY AND TO THE SOUTH IS A VERY NARROW PASSAGE
    TO THE SOUTH IS A LARGE OPENING
    THERE IS A BROKEN TIMBER HERE

    crawl south
    THIS IS A LABYRINTH OF TWISTY LITTLE PASSAGES, ALL ALIKE

    cast XYZZY
    THE CYCLOPS IS REPLACED BY A MOTH

    eat moth
    THE MOTH SUCKS IN YOUR LOAD, AND RIDES IT OUT

    hold moth
    YOU CAN'T FIT THROUGH THIS PASSAGE WITH THAT LOAD
    THE LOAD IS TOO HEAVY

  • Swampette
    Sept. 16, 2019, 3:20 p.m.

    Part 2 - Trolls
    I hug the troll
    I HUG THE TROLL, WHO, AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW, IS NOT OVERLY PROUD FOR SOME STRANGE REASON, THE TROLL SHRUGS HAPPILY FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON, THE TROLL'S MIGHTY BLOW DROPS YOU TO YOUR KNEES

    I please the troll
    I PLEASE THE TROLL, WHO, BEING TEMPORARILY INCAPACITATED, CANNOT GALLOP INTO THE ROOM GOOD DAY, GOOD DAY

    bring the troll to orgasm
    THE TROLL, DISARMED, LIMPS AWAY FROM THE TROLL

  • Sept. 16, 2019, 9:36 p.m.