Slack messages that bring you joy

Fresh from my program manager:

Big if 1

Dude tries to @here in a channel with almost 3 thousand people, to ask when the next version is going to released (using the wrong version number) merely hours after a previous version was released. Unprecedented.

⚫️ POST ORB IN CHAT ⚫️

Not a slack message, but equally joyful.

My grandson is law.

Her grandson, probably:

Guys cmon don't make me post 4 times in a row

Oh my god how did I miss this

also:

Love too have coworkers add bitmoji reactions in our company wide slack channel

It would be hard to take a screenshot that encapsulates it, but essentially:

My manager: I kinda wish that baseball happened at anime speeds now
Me: You can have that, it's just called watching anime??

This was posted in #general, in an org with ~2.6K people.