Trump Dump

Breaking new barriers of matched investments!!!

Massive update!!!!

Subject: "Patriots Wear Face Masks"

I thought they were trying to make that illegal

DON'T YOU BRING DOGS INTO THIS TRUMP

Do not under any circumstances, refer to these, as """""masks""""", they are face coverings

These numbers literally mean nothing

I am hodling until we hit at least 1000%

God they are absolutely loving this

(stonk meme but it just says "partriut")

I've gotten 4 emails today and none of them have been about 9/11, I'm honestly a little surprised.

oh my GOD, amazing. I can't find that email in my inbox, but I did get this shitty photoshop of Trump with an trophy:

I mean, that's not even what the Nobel Peace Prize looks like lmao

LOOOOOOOL

We have crossed the 850% threshold, this is not a drill

LOL yea that's gonna be a no from me dawg (x-post covid baby)