UHHHH

UHHHH
FUCKING
BEAST MODE???
mobile.twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1209330496490094593?s=21

Wait, WHAT? Is this like the cop movies where they gotta pull someone out of retirement to beat the bad guy???

One last job... which will probably just to run 15 yards or so but it’s the thought that counts.

wellp

Does this mean the hawks are donezo

I have family in Tennessee so I’m going to pretend I still have a horse in this race.

Can I get a hot TL;DW of where we are in the footballs?

The playoffs, baby.

Each conference (16 teams each) gets 4 divisional champs, and then the 2 teams with the most wins who didn't win their entire division. Those two teams play the two divisional champs with the worst records for a chance to take their spot in the playoffs. This helps balance out divisions with consistent dominators and divisions that suck. This is how the Seahawks got in the playoffs- the 49ers won our division and did well enough to skip a week, but our wins were still enough to let us play and beat the Eagles, who won their trash fire division. We won and moved on. This wildcard round also led to two other "upsets"- the Titans beating the Patriots and the Vikings beating the Saints, leading us to this last weekend, known as the divisional round.

For the American Conference, the Titans, who barely earned their wild card spot, crushed another giant, the number 1 ranked Ravens. They will now face the Chiefs, who are coming off one of the weirdest blowouts of all time- they were down 24-0 near the start of the second quarter. Then they scored 41 points in a row?! And then 23 more allowing only a single additional touchdown from the Texans?! A blowout to a good game to a blowout the other way.

For the National Conference, the 49ers played great in every way and didn't give the Vikings much of a chance. Meanwhile, the Seahawks did what they always do- get carried by our quarterback and start making a comeback when it's too late. That trick only works so many times before you are deservedly eliminated from the playoffs in the last 2 minutes of the game.

So now the Conference Round commences, which is what determines who is in the superb owl. There's some details I'm forgetting but people are saying this is one of the more interesting playoffs in recent memories due to the upsets and blowouts.

Thanks for that, had to read that first paragraph a few times but it deffo helps. Also I'm sad to see the Ravens upset, I thought for sure they'd be in the superb owl bird bowl.

Damn, it true. I remember checking the score at 9 minutes left of Q4 and thinking "this score won't change, it's already GG".